... Consider it. Maybe we should all talk about it. I haven't found an exit, so if we're stuck here like I think we are, this might actually be important.

[ He's a little worried. Why is this information so prevalent on his profile? ]

I just get the feeling the answer to the reason is nothing good. So your actual name is Conan, huh, shorty? Man, that's a big thing for them to screw up.